We've been watching you, and we know you're up to no good. Or, at least, we suspect you might be. That stapler in your desk drawer? Yeah, we're onto you. Don't think for a second that we don't know about the clandestine meetings in the supply closet.
Want to know what's really going on behind the scenes?
Check out our StaplerGate subpage for more on this shocking scandal.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Whistleblower Corner for anonymous tips on office shenanigans.
But don't even get us started on the Missing Mug cases. That's a can of worms we won't even touch with a 10-foot pole.
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