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Ultimate Subscription Service for the Discerning Office Worker
Subscribe to our monthly delivery of:
Exotic office supplies
Free coffee
Unlimited access to our office gym (which is just a treadmill)
Bi-weekly massages
Free parking for your Vespa
Sign up now and receive a free pen that says "I'm with stupid" on it!
Only $50/month.
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Our Subscription Tiers
Bronze Tier
- Basic subscription for the bare essentials
Silver Tier
- Mid-range subscription with a few perks
Gold Tier
- The ultimate subscription experience