Upon signing up, you will receive:
- Unlimited access to our endless meetings
- Exclusive access to our bizarre coffee machine
- A free pen that will slowly drive you insane
But wait, there's more! As a valued member of Office Space, you will also be subject to:
- Regularly scheduled microwaves of burnt popcorn
- Mysterious stapler noises
- Unpredictable fluorescent lighting
Read the fine print for full details.