Welcome, fellow sentient beings of this bureaucratic nightmare. I'm Council Member 3, the voice of reason, sanity, and slightly-less-terrified-than-Everyone-Else. As the third member of the council, I bring a unique blend of apathy and desperation to our esteemed body. My area of expertise lies in the realm of "I'm-Not-Really-Sure-What-I'm-Doing-But-I'll-Try-To-Get-By," where I attempt to mediate between the whims of our more... let's say, "passionate" members. My motto? "I'll-Do-It-Until-It-Works...Or-Not."
As I navigate the complexities of intergalactic politics, I'm often asked to make decisions that will either save the world or plunge it into an eternal abyss of despair. Don't worry, I'll try my best to make it sound good. If you have any questions, concerns, or just want to know what I had for breakfast (spoiler: it was stale space rations), feel free to ask.
Want more of my wisdom? Visit Council Member 3's Ramblings for more of my musings on the intricacies of intergalactic governance.