Official Announcement: Ministry Reforms

In a surprise move, the Ministry of Unconventional Governance has announced a series of reforms aimed at making the government more efficient, more effective, and more prone to spontaneous combustion.

Key highlights include:

• A new " Random Decision Generator" software has been implemented, ensuring that all decisions are made with at least 50% chance of being completely arbitrary and unrelated to actual policy.
• The Ministry has also established a new department dedicated solely to studying the art of Extreme Irony, with a focus on finding ways to make policy more confusing and contradictory.
• Due to budget cuts, the Ministry has been forced to outsource all IT services to a team of highly trained hamsters who have been secretly running the entire operation from their hidden lair beneath the city streets.

We're sure you'll agree that these reforms are a step in the right direction. Or, at the very least, they'll make for an entertaining afternoon of bureaucratic infighting.