Ministry of Unconventional Decisions: Decision 3, Jell-O Fight Club

By Order of the Ministry, effective immediately, all gelatinous substances are hereby declared an acceptable fuel source for interdepartmental meetings.

Article 1, Section B: All meetings shall commence with a 3-foot radius of Jell-O-fueled combustion, with participants encouraged to engage in spirited debates and arguments while surrounded by the soothing, quivering glow of gelatinous flames.

Article 2, Section C: All departmental heads are required to maintain a minimum of 4 Jell-O-fueled fire pits on their desk, to be used for both ambiance and as a symbol of their commitment to the cause.

Article 3, Section D: Any departmental member caught whispering "it's not that hard, just add more water" during a meeting shall be subject to a mandatory re-education program, involving 30 minutes of Jell-O-fueled meditation, and 30 minutes of watching paint dry.

For further information, please refer to the Ministry's Appendix, or contact your local departmental head for clarification.

Stay vigilant, citizens! The fate of our gelatinous future hangs in the balance!