Welcome to the Officially Recognized Procrastinators List, where the art of doing nothing is revered and celebrated. If you're feeling guilty about not getting anything done today, you've come to the right place.
Our list includes:
- Steve: Master of the Art of Doing Nothing
- John: The King of Putting Things Off Till Tomorrow
- Charlie: The Procrastinator of Procrastinators
- Bob: The Procrastinator in Chief (That's Me)
- The Procrastinator of Procrastination Itself
Want to join the ranks of these esteemed procrastinators? Submit your name to our list!