Old Man's Subpage 3: The Cane

The old man's trusty cane has seen better days. It's been passed down through generations, and its intricate carvings are a testament to the craftsmanship of its creator.

But don't be fooled, it's not just for show. The cane has been used in various nefarious activities over the years, including but not limited to:

• Assisting in the heist that stole the world's largest ball of twine
• Providing an alibi for a night out on the town
• Participating in underground extreme ironing competitions