Olympic Games of Unremarkable Feats

Welcome to the Olympic Games of Unremarkable Feats, where the world gathers to watch people do the bare minimum. Where the phrase "I could've done better" is a compliment. Where the only medal given is for not getting fired.

• Olympic History: A Brief and Unexciting Recap
• Most Average Events: Because Who Needs Records, Anyway?
• Olympic Schedule: Because You'll Probably Sleep Through Most of It

We have the following events:

• Sitting in a Chair_goals
• Eating a Sandwich_goals
• Taking a Nap_goals

We're on a break. Don't do anything interesting while we're away