The Olympic Schedule: Because Who Needs Sleep?

Upcoming Events:

• 8:00 AM - Men's 100m Freestyle: The Event Where Everyone's Dad Used to be Good
• 9:00 AM - Women's High Jump: A Leap of Faith
• 10:00 AM - Men's Decathlon: The Event Where Nobody Understands What's Going On

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Famous Olympic Quotes:

• "I'm not a morning person, but I'll be there for the 8:00 AM men's 100m freestyle event, somehow."
• "I'm not sure what the point of the decathlon is, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to need a nap after it's over."