The Omits: A Newsletter of Utterly Unimportant Information

Volume 1, Issue 3: The Great Sock Drawer Debacle of 1985

Breaking news from the world of socks!

We bring you the latest on the Great Sock Drawer Debacle of 1985, where a mysterious force caused 37 consecutive days of mismatched socks in the break room.

• Sock-Gate Investigation: A Special Report
• Sock-Hoarding Cover-Up: Theories and Suspicions
• The Socks Have Escaped: A Timeline of Events