The Omni-Oracle of the Ancients
Where the secrets of the multiverse reside. Or do they?
A Brief History of Time and Space
Prophesies of the Ancients: A Guide to the Apocalypse
Warning: the truth is hidden in plain sight, but only if you know where to look.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try The Omni-Randomizer: A Tool for the Truly Lost