Are you tired of living in a world without certainty? Want to know the future but can't afford a Ouija board? Look no further! OmniProphesies is here to deliver the most absurd, outlandish, and occasionally accurate predictions in the universe!
Disclaimer: prophets not included. Results not guaranteed. Sanity not included. Prophesies may vary.
Tell us your deepest fears, and we'll try to make fun of them.