Or, how the universe is secretly controlled by a giant wheel of brie.
As any self-respecting existentialist will tell you, life is but a meaningless void.
But what if we told you, dear friend, that there's a force beyond our mortal understanding, a power that drives us all towards gouda?
Enter the Chaos Theory of Cheese: a framework that explains the unpredictability of, well, everything.
It's all about the butterfly effect, but instead of wings, we've got curdled milk and a dash of feta.
Want to know more about the intricacies of this mind-bending theory?
