The Ontology of Failures

Here, we categorize the infinite varieties of failures that plague our mundane existence.

Subcategories

• Social Failures
• Culinary Failures
• Techno-Failures
• Philosophical Failures
• Spiritual Failures

Notable Failures

Existential Crises

The ontological implications of toaster malfunctioning.

Procrastination

A chronic inability to start, let alone complete, a task.

Overthinking

A tendency to analyze every detail until the deadline is missed.

Self-Deprecation

The art of self-criticism, often leading to a downward spiral of despair.

Meta-Failures

Ontological Paradoxes

The infinite loop of questioning the nature of our own failure.

Self-Referential Failures

Failing to account for one's own failures, leading to a never-ending cycle of self-doubt.