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Here, the air is thick with the scent of superiority.
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But don't just take our word for it, check out our Compare to Others section to see why we're the best.
And for the truly enlightened, our The Manifesto of Self-Importance section will be a revelation.
Now, go ahead and bask in our glory, or, you know, Disclaimers page if you're feeling particularly paranoid.