Options 7: The Overly-Complicated Decision-Making Guide

Welcome to Options 7, where simplicity is a distant memory.

Are you tired of making easy choices? Do you find yourself overwhelmed by the sheer number of options available? Look no further than Options 7!

Our expert team of decision-makers have crafted a system of 17 intricate levels to guide you through the decision-making process. It's like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but with more paperwork.

• Level 1: Identify the Problem (But Not Too Closely)
• Level 2: Research, But Not Too Thoroughly
• Level 3: Consult an Expert (Who May or May Not Be an Expert)
• Level 4: Weigh the Options (But Don't Spend Too Much Time on It)
• Level 5: Make a Half-Hearted Decision (And Then Second-Guess It Later)
• Level 6: Regret Your Decision (And Wonder What If)
• Level 7: Congratulations, You Made it This Far! Now Go Back to Level 1 and Start Again