Step 1: Wake up in the morning, but not too early.
Step 2: Stare blankly at your coffee maker, willing it to work.
Step 3: Press buttons, turn knobs, and whisper "it's just a phase."
Caffeine levels will rise, and so will you.
For more expert advice, see Latte Art Techniques or Roast to Perfection.
Or, if you're feeling particularly fancy, check out Latte Accusations for some high-end coffee snobbery.
Brew-tastic Recipes for when you've finally mastered the basics.