Where the art of roasting is taken very, very seriously.
See a list of our expertly crafted roastsThis roast has been crafted with the finest insults and a dash of disappointment.
Read the full roast"You're so average, it's like you're not even trying anymore."
A special thanks to our prophets, who have foreseen the mediocrity of this roast.
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