Optional Attendance Policy

Because, let's be real, you're probably not going to show up anyway.

But, just in case you're feeling generous today, here are the rules:

• We don't really care.
• You're not really expected to be on time.
• Just don't be late, that's just rude.
• Unless it's an emergency, in which case, don't bother showing up at all.

So, go ahead and do you, we'll just pretend you're here.

Or, you know, just stay home and we'll just pretend you're not here.