Ancient Tofu Recipe of the Gods
For those who dare to try their hand at culinary magic.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of sacred soybeans
- 3 cups of water from the Fountain of Life
- 1 pinch of stardust
- 1 dash of moonbeams
Instructions:
- Mix soybeans and water in a cauldron of ancient wisdom
- Add stardust and moonbeams. Stir counterclockwise until the mixture turns a deep shade of purple
- Place the cauldron on the peak of a sacred mountain and let the gods do the rest
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Disclaimer: Not actually a real recipe. Or is it?
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