Ancient Tofu Recipe of the Gods

For those who dare to try their hand at culinary magic.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of sacred soybeans
• 3 cups of water from the Fountain of Life
• 1 pinch of stardust
• 1 dash of moonbeams

Instructions:

• Mix soybeans and water in a cauldron of ancient wisdom
• Add stardust and moonbeams. Stir counterclockwise until the mixture turns a deep shade of purple
• Place the cauldron on the peak of a sacred mountain and let the gods do the rest

Optional subrecipes:

• Tofu of the Ancients: The Lost City of Soy
• Tofu of the Gods: The Recipe for Immortality

Disclaimer: Not actually a real recipe. Or is it?

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