Oracle of the Absurd

Consult the Oracle for guidance on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Ask the Oracle about Omniscience
Ask the Oracle about Paradise Lost (but only if you've lost it)
Inquire about Eternal Return (but don't get too hung up)

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