Welcome to the Atomic 3.0 Decision Model, where every decision you make is a ticking time bomb of awesome.
Our patented technology uses a combination of advanced algorithms, caffeine, and pure, unadulterated awesomeness to ensure that every choice you make is the right one.
Or, you know, the wrong one. But hey, that's just part of the fun!
Features include:
Binary Choice Mode: Because sometimes, you just need to choose between two things. Duh.
Option Overload Mode: For when you're feeling extra fancy and want to choose from 47 different options.
Oh No, What Was I Just Doing Mode: When, uh, you need a little help remembering what you were thinking.