Ostentatiousness

Welcome to the most extravagant, the most showy, the most eye-searingly ostentatious page on the web!

Excess is not just a word, it's a philosophy. And on this page, we're not just living it – we're embodying it.

Flashy Design is not just for disco stars and Vegas showgirls. It's for anyone who wants to make a statement, make a scene, and make a splash.

Ridiculously Specified details are not just for the faint of heart. They're for those who dare to be different, who refuse to be ignored.

Ostentatiousness Overload – the final frontier of the senses. Where the eyes hurt, the ears bleed, and the soul is left begging for mercy.

Disclaimer – because sometimes a little bit of subtlety can be a good thing.
Support Group – for those who've been scarred by our ostentatiousness.
Meet the Designer – a master of the macabre, lord of the loud, and sultan of the superfluous.