After years of research and experimentation, the esteemed Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth has finally cracked the code to cure ostentatiousness. His groundbreaking study, published in the Journal of Unnecessary Excess, reveals that a simple regimen of regular exercise, a balanced diet, and a strict ban on velvet suits can eliminate even the most severe cases of ostentatiousness.
But wait, there's more! Dr. Bottomsworth is now offering a consultation package for those who want to take their recovery to the next level.
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