Welcome to the Ostentatiousness Curing Institute, where our team of expert cure-ologists will treat your ostentation in a matter of hours.
Our patented, clinically-tested Cure-O-Matic process will have you back to your normal, understated self in no time.
Click here to hear from our satisfied patients!
We employ a multi-pronged approach to cure ostentatiousness:
Our team of experts will work tirelessly to strip away the gaudy veneer and reveal the authentic, unadorned you.
Don't just take our word for it! Hear from our satisfied patients:
"I went from ostentatious to understated in just 3 days!"
- Bob, age 35
"I was a gaudy dresser, but now I'm a minimalist's dream!"
- Jane, age 28
Click here to meet the team of experts behind your cure!