Tuxedo for Hackers: The Most Expensive Suit in the World

Because, let's face it, you've spent all your hacking skills on mastering the art of finding the best Wi-Fi networks in the city, you're probably still wearing that same ratty old t-shirt from college. It's time to level up your wardrobe with the most expensive tuxedo in the world.

Our tuxedo is made from the finest, rarest materials known to humanity: unicorn hair, dragon skin, and the tears of a thousand sad accountants.

Features include:

• Unbeatable style: Our tuxedo is so sharp, it'll cut you.
• Unlimited pocket space: Because, let's face it, you're gonna need it for all your hacking gadgets.
• Unmatched comfort: Our tuxedo is designed to keep you looking and feeling like a million bucks, even after a 36-hour hacking marathon.

Rent it for $10,000 a night Buy it now and never look back