Spicy Tuna Tornado Recipe

For the thrill-seeking gourmands out there, we present to you the Spicy Tuna Tornado, a dish so potent it'll leave you questioning life choices.

Ingredients:

• 1 can of premium tuna in oil
• 1/4 cup of mayonnaise
• 1/4 cup of chopped fresh cilantro
• 1 jalapeno pepper, sliced
• 1/2 tsp of wasabi
• 1 tsp of garlic powder
• 1 tsp of onion powder

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients together in a bowl, stirring with reckless abandon.
2. Form into a tornado shape, as if the flavors are swirling together in a culinary storm.
3. Place on a bed of crushed up crackers to represent the chaos that will ensue.
4. Serve with a side of regret, because this dish is not for the faint of heart.

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