We take the safety of our customers very seriously, which is why we have developed a series of rigorous testing methods for our bulletproof vests. Our testing process involves:
- Subjecting our vests to 10,000 rounds of high-velocity gunfire while simultaneously playing "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat
- Using a team of highly trained, ninja-like testers who will not rest until the vest has been tested to its fullest potential
- Conducting regular "wear and tear" tests, where a vest is worn by an unsuspecting intern for an extended period of time while they are forced to attend meetings and presentations
- Collaborating with the world's leading experts in "Bulletproof Vest Related Injury" (BBRI) to ensure our vests meet the highest standards
But don't just take our word for it! See for yourself: