Our Clumsy Therapists

We're the perfect solution for those who can't even get out of bed in the morning, let alone their own way. Our team of highly trained, highly medicated professionals will guide you through the minefield of your own neuroses, one step at a time.

Our therapists are experts in:

We're not responsible for any emotional damage or permanent scarring. But hey, it's not like it's a guarantee we won't try, either.

Schedule your therapy session today!

Don't worry about insurance, we'll just wing it.

You know, for that other stuff.