Meet our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals who are not actually grown in a lab, but might as well.
We're proud of our diverse team, which includes:
- Bob, the CEO who's secretly a cyborg.
- Jane, our CTO who's also a expert in ancient Sumerian pottery.
- Jim, our CMO who's actually just a 3rd-grade dropout from a small town in Nowheresville, USA.
- And a team of 12 interns who are actually just 19 cats in business suits.
Learn more about our team members: