The Purr-inciples of Life

As dictated by our feline overlords, these principles are non-negotiable:

1. 1. Napping is the highest form of intellectual rigor.
2. 2. Belly rubbing is the key to world peace.
3. 3. Laser pointers are the source of all happiness.

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Remember, humans: you are our servants. Don't forget it.

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