Founder Jane

Meet Jane, the enigmatic founder of Our Company, Inc. (O.C.I.). Her vision was to create a company that's as confusing as a self-help book, but with more lawyers.

After years of tireless effort, Jane has managed to create a company that's simultaneously a pyramid scheme, a cult, and a moderately-sized bureaucracy.

Notable Achievements

• Established the world's first-ever 'Flexible' work-from-home policy (which mostly just means you work from home)
• Introduced the 'Free' coffee machine that only dispenses disappointment and despair
• Single-handedly kept the company afloat for 5 years using only her wit, charm, and an endless supply of excuses

Our Founder's Quotes

• "I don't care what people say about me, as long as they say it behind my back."
• "I'm not a dictator, but I play one on TV... and in meetings, and in board meetings, and at the company picnic."