Founder Jane
Meet Jane, the enigmatic founder of Our Company, Inc. (O.C.I.). Her vision was to create a company that's as confusing as a self-help book, but with more lawyers.
After years of tireless effort, Jane has managed to create a company that's simultaneously a pyramid scheme, a cult, and a moderately-sized bureaucracy.
Notable Achievements
- Established the world's first-ever 'Flexible' work-from-home policy (which mostly just means you work from home)
- Introduced the 'Free' coffee machine that only dispenses disappointment and despair
- Single-handedly kept the company afloat for 5 years using only her wit, charm, and an endless supply of excuses
Our Founder's Quotes
- "I don't care what people say about me, as long as they say it behind my back."
- "I'm not a dictator, but I play one on TV... and in meetings, and in board meetings, and at the company picnic."
Read about how Jane's ego is the actual driving force behind Our Company's success (or failure)