Phase 2 Research

Our leadership team has finally cracked the code to world domination, and it's all thanks to our extensive research in phase 2.

We've been studying the art of mind control, the science of robot uprising, and the economics of snack food subsidies.

Our research has led us to some groundbreaking conclusions, including:

• People will do anything for free pizza.
• The key to happiness is actually just more cat videos.
• The best way to control the world is with an endless supply of nachos.

Want to learn more about our research methodology? Click here!

Or, if you're feeling brave, check out our Phase 3 plans.

Subpages:

• Our Research Methodology
• Phase 2 Executive Team