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Secret ID Entity 1

We are the ones they don't want you to know about.

Our agents have infiltrated your toaster. Don't worry, we just wanted to see your reaction.

Our Mission:

Our mission is to observe, report, and control. But mostly just observe. We like your socks.

Learn about our rival organization, Secret ID Entity 2
Read about our philosophy: "If at first they don't suspect, fudge it."