Our Methodology 2/3: Technique 3

Sub-Method 4: Advanced Wizardry

Our experts have mastered the art of combining unorthodox methods with cutting-edge technology.

• Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Randomness (Our secret ingredient)
• Technique 2: The Dark Arts of Shadowy Algorithms (Our proprietary algorithm)
• Technique 3: The Unbridled Power of Unreliability (Our current method)

Sub-Method 5: Our Unconventional Approach

Our unorthodox approach to the problem has yielded remarkable results.

Our research paper: "Unreliability in Action: A Case Study"

• Sub-method 1 prophets: The Art of Unreliable Prophesying (Our team's favorite hobby)
• Sub-method 2: The Science of Unreliable Statistics (Our go-to resource)

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We guarantee that our prophets will be wrong at least 90% of the time.