We use only the most expensive, artisanal glitter that's been hand-picked by our team of highly trained, highly paid consultants.
Each extra large tee shirt is carefully crafted with a generous sprinkling of edible, organic, gluten-free glitter. Don't worry, it won't make you itch.
Our competitors are so jealous of our unique, overpriced product line. They've offered us a deal we can't refuse: they'll give us a discount on their mediocre, mass-produced tee shirts if we agree to wear their logo on our sleeve.
Our Artisanal Glitter is Made From the Fine Stuff
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