The Tenets of the Uncouth

1. Rejection of Social Conventions

One must never, ever, under any circumstances, wear matching socks.

Read more about the Sock-Don'ts.

4. Uncomfortable Hugs are a Virtue

5. Rejection of Reason and Logic

One must never, ever, trust the weather forecast.

Read more about the Folly of Forecasts.

6. Embracing the Uncomfortable Silence

One must never, ever, fill awkward silences with pointless small talk.

Read more about the Silence is Golden rule.