Article 3: Thou shalt not wear thy socks in public without proper attire

Article 3: Thou shalt not wear thy socks in public without proper attire, lest thou be cast out into the land of the unwashed.

For it is written, "Thou shalt not sully the good name of our great nation with thy stinkin', sweaty sock feet."

Hyperlinks:

• Sock Don'ts of the Ancients
• Sock Don'ts of the Moderns
• Socks and the Constitution