Our Neo-Brutalist Manifesto

We, the unrelenting optimists of the unapologetic web, stand united in our commitment to creating an online experience so garish, so jarring, and so unapologetically ourselves that it will be impossible to ignore.

We will not be swayed by the siren song of minimalism or the soft focus of subtle design. Our pages will be like a neon-fueled fist in the face of the status quo, a bold declaration of our refusal to be bland or boring.

We will serve up our content with a side of harsh contrast, a sprinkle of chunky font, and a dash of unapologetic attitude. Because, let's be real, who needs subtlety when you can have 7-Color Dreams?

Join us in our revolution of the senses, and together we will create a web that is truly, truly, NEO-BRUTAL.

Our Tenets:

1. We will never, ever, use a sans-serif font.

2. Our drop shadows will be so harsh, they will give you a headache.

3. We will use colors that hurt your eyes, but also make you smile.

4. Our borders will be at least 4px thick, because we like a good border.

5. We will never, ever, apologize for our aesthetic choices.

Read on for our further, more detailed, and utterly absurd tenets.