Our Prophet's Guide to Olfactory Offensiveness

Warning: The contents of this page are highly potent and may cause irreparable damage to your nostrils.

Our prophet has decreed that the following scents are an affront to all that is holy:

• Garbage
• Body Odor 3000
• Regurgitated Durian
• Used Car Smell
• Stale Cigarette Smoke

Subpages:

• Learn more about our prophet's favorite odious cologne
• Discover the forbidden secrets of the olfactory heresy