Our Story

We're the world's greatest web developers, and this is the story of how we became the masters of the internet.

It all started in a small, damp basement, where we first harnessed the raw power of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript. Our first project was a 404 page that looked suspiciously like a 2001-era MySpace page.

From there, we moved on to bigger and better things, like making websites that looked like they were made by a 3-year-old with a box of crayons and a bad attitude. We even made one that looked like it was made by a time-traveler who had just arrived in the year 3000.

But our crowning achievement was when we made a website that looked like it was made by a 1950s-era diner waitress who had just been given a Commodore 64 for her birthday. That one was a real showstopper.

Today, we're the ones who make the websites that make your eyes water, your brain hurt, and your soul question the very fabric of reality.

So, if you ever find yourself on one of our websites, just remember: it's not your eyes, it's just our art.