The Council of Extra-Ordinary Individuals

Meet the Team

Our team of experts is comprised of individuals who have spent years mastering the art of doing nothing productive. Our members are experts in:

Member 1

Lord Vortex, Supreme Procrastinator

Our team's resident procrastination expert, with over 10 years of experience in doing absolutely nothing.

Member 2

Baroness Delay, Queen of Red Tape

Our team's expert in making sure nothing gets done, ever.

Member 3

Earl Bureaucracy, Master of Red Herrings

Our team's resident expert in finding creative ways to say "no" without actually meaning it.