The Council of Extra-Ordinary Individuals
Meet the Team
Our team of experts is comprised of individuals who have spent years mastering the art of doing nothing productive. Our members are experts in:
Lord Vortex, Supreme Procrastinator
Our team's resident procrastination expert, with over 10 years of experience in doing absolutely nothing.
Baroness Delay, Queen of Red Tape
Our team's expert in making sure nothing gets done, ever.
Earl Bureaucracy, Master of Red Herrings
Our team's resident expert in finding creative ways to say "no" without actually meaning it.