Our Team: The Unorthodox Engineers
Meet the misfits who make our website work.
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Bertrand
Chief Engineer of Chaos and Anarchy
Bertrand is our resident troublemaker and master of the dark arts.
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Lola
Chief Engineer of Confusion and Bureaucracy
Lola is our resident expert in making things complicated.
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Jeff
Chief Engineer of Doing the Opposite
Jeff is our resident expert in doing the opposite of what's asked.
Meet our Founder: The Great and Powerful Zara
Disclaimer: Our team is entirely fictional and not actually responsible for any real-world chaos or confusion.