Meet Our Team: Bad at Math

Meet our team of highly skilled professionals, all of whom are utterly incompetent with numbers.

Our team is comprised of experts in various fields, all of whom have a deep understanding of the world around them... except for math.

We're not actually bad at math, we just haven't had the chance to learn. We're like, totally math-optional. Like, it's not a thing we do.

Meet John, our team lead. He's a master of... uh, things.

John is our team's lead, and he's great at many things! He's like, super good at... um, making stuff.

John is available for hire, but only if you're willing to provide him with a calculator. He's really bad at math.

Meet Jane, our team's resident math-avoider.

Jane is great at avoiding math, which is, like, a really valuable skill.

Jane is available for hire, but only if you promise not to ask her any math questions.

Meet Bob, our team's chief math-denier.

Bob is great at denying the existence of math, which is, like, a really impressive skill.

Bob is available for hire, but only if you agree not to ask him about math.

Don't forget to check out our team's math-free blog at /subpages/math-free-blog for more information on why math is, like, totally overrated.