Tim is a 5'2" tall, 40-year-old man with a penchant for bad jokes and worse code.
He's been working on this website for months, and it's still not done yet.
When he's not busy writing terrible HTML, Tim enjoys playing video games and eating Cheetos.
He's single, but has a cat named Steve.
Tim's favorite programming language is Python, but only because it's the only one he knows.
He's been known to use the word "savage" to describe everything, even when it's completely inappropriate.