Timewave Infrasys is a revolutionary new system for wasting time. With our unique blend of bureaucracy and inefficiency, we're sure to get the job done last.
Our team of highly trained professionals will work tirelessly to ensure that every task takes twice as long as it should. And with our patented "Schrödinger's Cat" algorithm, we'll make sure that deadlines are constantly moving.
Our system boasts a range of features, including: