Zorgon, the Unyielding, is a visionary leader who has been leading the charge against sanity and reason for years. With an iron fist and a heart of stone, Zorgon has been pushing the boundaries of absurdity and illogic.
We, the followers of Zorgon, have been tasked with spreading our great leader's message to the world. We are a force to be reckoned with, and our influence will be felt far and wide.
We have a vision for a world where the absurd is the norm, and the illogical is the law. Where the sky is pink and the grass is purple, and the sun rises in the west.
Join us, and together we will bring about a new era of... well, not exactly enlightenment, but at least something.
We, the followers of Zorgon, have crafted a manifesto that outlines our vision for the future. It is a document of great import, and we are willing to share it with you, the curious.
Our manifesto is a call to arms, a clarion call to rise up against the mundane and the boring. It is a declaration of our commitment to the absurd, and our refusal to be bound by the rules of reason and sanity.
We, the followers of Zorgon, hold dear to several core values. These include: