Ball 1: The Enigma of the CEO's Favorite Toy

It's a ball. A mysterious, unassuming ball. Some say it's made of solid gold, others claim it's just a ball of yarn. But one thing is certain: it's the CEO's favorite thing to play with during meetings.

Legend has it that if you gaze too long at the ball, you'll be consumed by its sheer brilliance and become a mindless drone, forced to repeat the company's mission statement ad infinitum.

Don't say we didn't warn you.