It's a dark day in the office. Our CEO, Mr. Smith, has gone missing, leaving behind only one of his precious balls. The company is in chaos.
Ball 2, a ball of questionable importance, has disappeared under the most mysterious of circumstances. Theories range from 'he went to the bathroom' to 'he's been kidnapped by a rival CEO.'
We've set up a special task force, Ball-4-Direct, to find Ball 2. Our team of highly trained and slightly unhinged experts have been scouring the city for any sign of Ball 2. So far, no luck.
We're offering a Missing Person's Report for anyone with information on Ball 2's whereabouts.
We've also set up a Missing Balls Fund to aid in the recovery efforts.
Help us bring Ball 2 home, and maybe – just maybe – our CEO will return to his desk.